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| Voting Booth: Poll 80 |  |
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Going to see the Lords on Tour? - (126 Votes)
| Do you really have to ask? Absolutely! |
| 96 |
| 76% |
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| Aren't comin' to my area |
| 19 |
| 15% |
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| Would love to, but I have prior obligations (booo!) |
| 7 |
| 5% |
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| What? |
| 3 |
| 2% |
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| Nope. Sorry. Nothing personal |
| 1 |
| 0% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 79 |  |
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Is the economy going to hell? - (485 Votes)
| Absolutely |
| 303 |
| 62% |
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| Depends how you look at it |
| 93 |
| 19% |
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| It's Government propaganda |
| 59 |
| 12% |
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| Not really |
| 22 |
| 4% |
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| Not sure |
| 8 |
| 1% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 78 |  |
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Next Election, What Do Ya Think? - (91 Votes)
| Obama, anything but the same old shit again |
| 59 |
| 64% |
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| McCain, following in the footsteps of Fearless Leader |
| 15 |
| 16% |
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| What is this *voting thing? |
| 11 |
| 12% |
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| Independent, I'm busting a new path |
| 4 |
| 4% |
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| Libertarian, longing for LaRouche |
| 2 |
| 2% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 77 |  |
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New Lords Album This Year? 2008? - (232 Votes)
| Believe it when I see it |
| 145 |
| 62% |
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| Absolutely |
| 61 |
| 26% |
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| What? |
| 12 |
| 5% |
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| I want new Praga album first |
| 10 |
| 4% |
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| Maybe next year |
| 4 |
| 1% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 76 |  |
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10 Year CoA Anniversary Party in Vegas - April 21st, 2008? - (513 Votes)
| Wish i could but can't |
| 176 |
| 34% |
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| I'd consider it |
| 146 |
| 28% |
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| I'm there |
| 130 |
| 25% |
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| Ask me closer to the time |
| 44 |
| 8% |
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| No Way |
| 17 |
| 3% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 75 |  |
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George Bush? - (444 Votes)
| Bad Bad Man |
| 297 |
| 66% |
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| *shrug* |
| 57 |
| 12% |
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| I'm in my own little world, I don't care |
| 39 |
| 8% |
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| Good Man, Doing Great! |
| 38 |
| 8% |
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| I'm not affected by him |
| 13 |
| 2% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 74 |  |
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Do You Support A Complete CoA Facelift? - (657 Votes)
| Just Don't Make It Like MySpace |
| 269 |
| 40% |
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| Yes, Update This Biznatch |
| 213 |
| 32% |
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| No, I Like It As-Is |
| 68 |
| 10% |
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| Do What You Want, Nothing Drastic! |
| 62 |
| 9% |
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| I Don't Care |
| 45 |
| 6% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 73 |  |
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How Often Do You Smoke (Whatever You Smoke)? - (747 Votes)
| I Don't Smoke |
| 328 |
| 43% |
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| Multiple Times Daily |
| 288 |
| 38% |
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| Here and There |
| 86 |
| 11% |
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| Only When Offered |
| 28 |
| 3% |
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| Once a day |
| 17 |
| 2% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 72 |  |
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Who Will Come Out With The Next Album? - (850 Votes)
| Lords of Acid |
| 325 |
| 38% |
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| Praga Khan |
| 243 |
| 28% |
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| Tie, Both At The Same Time |
| 184 |
| 21% |
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| Neither |
| 65 |
| 7% |
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| I Don't Know Who They Are |
| 33 |
| 3% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 71 |  |
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Would You Wear A Tie-Dye Shirt? - (895 Votes)
| No, Not At All |
| 301 |
| 33% |
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| Maybe... |
| 251 |
| 28% |
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| Yes, All The Time |
| 181 |
| 20% |
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| What? |
| 100 |
| 11% |
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| Yes, Only When I'm Alone |
| 62 |
| 6% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 70 |  |
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Where do you keep the trebel set on your stereo - (621 Votes)
| Medium-High |
| 215 |
| 34% |
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| Medium |
| 184 |
| 29% |
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| High |
| 156 |
| 25% |
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| Low-Medium |
| 53 |
| 8% |
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| Low |
| 13 |
| 2% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 69 |  |
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Excited about Praga starting to work on new Lords of Acid material? - (1490 Votes)
| Yes! |
| 1038 |
| 69% |
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| Believe It When I Hear It |
| 278 |
| 18% |
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| No! |
| 81 |
| 5% |
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| Don't Know Who They Are |
| 51 |
| 3% |
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| Undecided |
| 42 |
| 2% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 68 |  |
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Based On The MP3 Samples of Electric Religion. How Do You Rate It? - (388 Votes)
| 5 - The BEST! |
| 174 |
| 44% |
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| 4 - Pretty Cool |
| 98 |
| 25% |
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| 3 - It Was Okay |
| 58 |
| 14% |
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| 1 - Ick! |
| 38 |
| 9% |
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| 2 - I've Heard Better |
| 20 |
| 5% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 67 |  |
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What Do You Think Of The Karma De La Luna Video? - (406 Votes)
| Haven't Watched It |
| 165 |
| 40% |
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| Awesome! |
| 95 |
| 23% |
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| Was Cool |
| 60 |
| 14% |
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| Didn't Like It |
| 50 |
| 12% |
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| There's A Video? |
| 36 |
| 8% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 66 |  |
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CoA Trip To Belgium In July... You Game? - (558 Votes)
| Yes, If It's Free |
| 298 |
| 53% |
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| No, Can't Do It |
| 104 |
| 18% |
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| Yes, I'm There Dude |
| 99 |
| 17% |
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| No, Even If It's Free |
| 34 |
| 6% |
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| Where? |
| 23 |
| 4% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 65 |  |
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Favorite Magazine Type Of Choice? - (829 Votes)
| Porn |
| 371 |
| 44% |
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| Music |
| 183 |
| 22% |
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| None of the Above |
| 143 |
| 17% |
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| Fashion |
| 68 |
| 8% |
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| Computers |
| 64 |
| 7% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 64 |  |
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Would You Buy A New 4 Gig iPod Mini For $249 (If You Had The Money)? - (685 Votes)
| I'd Rather Pay $50 More And Get A 15 Gig iPod |
| 239 |
| 34% |
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| No |
| 194 |
| 28% |
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| Take The Money And Get Laid |
| 143 |
| 20% |
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| What? |
| 79 |
| 11% |
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| Yes |
| 30 |
| 4% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 63 |  |
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If You Were VenSexual, What Would You Do? - (357 Votes)
| I Would Take Out A Full Page Ad And Tell People |
| 114 |
| 31% |
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| Kill Myself Immediately |
| 89 |
| 24% |
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| Probably Sit On The Couch Drooling |
| 75 |
| 21% |
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| Who? |
| 50 |
| 14% |
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| Find A Hole/Cave And Crawl In It |
| 29 |
| 8% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 62 |  |
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MP3 Player (Program) Of Choice? - (786 Votes)
| Winamp |
| 315 |
| 40% |
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| Windows Media Player |
| 196 |
| 24% |
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| iTunes |
| 120 |
| 15% |
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| Other/None |
| 86 |
| 10% |
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| MusicMatch |
| 69 |
| 8% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 61 |  |
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Holidays Are Coming Up.. Have You Been... - (475 Votes)
| Bad In A Good Way |
| 214 |
| 45% |
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| Screw You |
| 142 |
| 29% |
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| Good In A Bad Way |
| 69 |
| 14% |
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| Good |
| 27 |
| 5% |
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| Bad |
| 23 |
| 4% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 60 |  |
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When Should We Go To Belgium Again? - (716 Votes)
| I Just Want A Waffle |
| 465 |
| 64% |
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| February |
| 138 |
| 19% |
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| January |
| 52 |
| 7% |
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| Early December |
| 31 |
| 4% |
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| End of November |
| 30 |
| 4% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 59 |  |
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Would You Buy A Hoodie? - (225 Votes)
| No, But Someone Better Buy Me One |
| 76 |
| 33% |
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| No, I Can't |
| 52 |
| 23% |
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| Yes, But I'll Forget I Said Yes |
| 49 |
| 21% |
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| Yes, I Promise |
| 32 |
| 14% |
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| What The Hell Is A Hoodie? |
| 16 |
| 7% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 58 |  |
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Do You Think The 'Subject' Field Should Be Removed From The Mail System - (675 Votes)
| Don't Care, I Never Use It |
| 307 |
| 45% |
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| No |
| 142 |
| 21% |
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| Yes |
| 116 |
| 17% |
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| Da What? |
| 62 |
| 9% |
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| It's Important! |
| 48 |
| 7% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 57 |  |
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For Paid Members. Do You Plan To Renew Your Membership When It Comes Due? - (409 Votes)
| Hell Yeah |
| 179 |
| 43% |
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| I Don't Have A Paid Membership |
| 103 |
| 25% |
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| If I Get Free Nude Pics Of Ven |
| 77 |
| 18% |
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| Considering It |
| 42 |
| 10% |
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| No Way |
| 8 |
| 1% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 56 |  |
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Have You Ever Bought Anything That You've Discovered Via Spam Email? (Viagra, Enlargers etc) - (548 Votes)
| No! |
| 377 |
| 68% |
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| Thought About It |
| 74 |
| 13% |
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| Huh? |
| 58 |
| 10% |
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| Yes! And With Great Success |
| 31 |
| 5% |
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| Yes! But Never Got It |
| 8 |
| 1% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 55 |  |
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You Going To Buy 'Greatest T*ts' ? - (380 Votes)
| Yes |
| 160 |
| 42% |
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| I Will In The Near Future |
| 76 |
| 20% |
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| No |
| 63 |
| 16% |
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| What? |
| 50 |
| 13% |
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| Already Ordered It |
| 31 |
| 8% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 54 |  |
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If This Site Offered Very Unique ORIGINAL Children of Acid Posters, Would You Buy One? - (693 Votes)
| Yes |
| 243 |
| 35% |
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| I'd Consider It |
| 227 |
| 32% |
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| Can I Pay For It With Drugs? |
| 102 |
| 14% |
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| No |
| 72 |
| 10% |
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| What's A Poster? |
| 49 |
| 7% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 53 |  |
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Sex On The First Date? - (1243 Votes)
| Definitely |
| 503 |
| 40% |
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| Only If I'm Lucky |
| 377 |
| 30% |
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| No Way |
| 186 |
| 14% |
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| I Don't Date |
| 118 |
| 9% |
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| What? |
| 59 |
| 4% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 52 |  |
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Should The 'Praga Khan Army' Merge With The 'Children of Acid'? - (705 Votes)
| Yes |
| 257 |
| 36% |
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| Do What You Wanna Do |
| 151 |
| 21% |
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| Who? What? |
| 121 |
| 17% |
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| No |
| 106 |
| 15% |
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| Just Go To War And Fight! |
| 70 |
| 9% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 51 |  |
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What Do You Think Of The Screened II/Heaven Is Coming DVDs? - (445 Votes)
| What? |
| 192 |
| 43% |
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| Not Purchased Yet |
| 111 |
| 24% |
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| F*ckin' Rock |
| 69 |
| 15% |
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| Haven't Received Mine |
| 52 |
| 11% |
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| They Are Okay |
| 21 |
| 4% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 50 |  |
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Paper, Scissors, Rock... - (727 Votes)
| Grenade |
| 433 |
| 59% |
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| Rock |
| 96 |
| 13% |
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| No Hands, Sorry. |
| 87 |
| 11% |
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| Scissors |
| 67 |
| 9% |
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| Paper |
| 44 |
| 6% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 49 |  |
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Should Non-Paid Members Be Allowed To Be Nominated For The CoA Awards? - (564 Votes)
| Yes |
| 228 |
| 40% |
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| No |
| 210 |
| 37% |
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| Don't Really Care |
| 86 |
| 15% |
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| Da What? |
| 40 |
| 7% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 48 |  |
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Have You Gotten Laid Cause Of This Site? - (685 Votes)
| Ahhh Nope |
| 430 |
| 62% |
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| Hell Yeah |
| 125 |
| 18% |
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| Which Site |
| 60 |
| 8% |
 |
| I Don't Remember |
| 41 |
| 5% |
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| Yes, But It Wasn't Good |
| 29 |
| 4% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 47 |  |
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Which Design (Based On The News) Do You Like For The Panties?? - (362 Votes)
| The New One |
| 181 |
| 50% |
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| I Don't Care |
| 58 |
| 16% |
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| I Don't Understand |
| 48 |
| 13% |
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| Either Of Them Work |
| 45 |
| 12% |
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| The Original |
| 30 |
| 8% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 46 |  |
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Which Came First? - (638 Votes)
| Your Mom |
| 204 |
| 31% |
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| Cool Ranch Doritoes |
| 201 |
| 31% |
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| Praga Khan |
| 133 |
| 20% |
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| The Egg? |
| 66 |
| 10% |
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| The 'Interweb'! |
| 34 |
| 5% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 45 |  |
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Which Would You Most Likely Buy In The Next 30 Days? - (682 Votes)
| CoA Panties |
| 177 |
| 25% |
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| CoA Hoodies |
| 177 |
| 25% |
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| None Of The Above |
| 129 |
| 18% |
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| All Of The Above |
| 110 |
| 16% |
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| CoA Posters |
| 89 |
| 13% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 44 |  |
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Some People Have Suggested Raising CoA Memberships To $25 or $30 A Year. What Do You Think - (660 Votes)
| Leave It At $20 |
| 269 |
| 40% |
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| $50/Year And Send Members Some Merch |
| 151 |
| 22% |
 |
| What? |
| 137 |
| 20% |
 |
| $25.00/Year |
| 84 |
| 12% |
 |
| $30.00/Year |
| 19 |
| 2% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 43 |  |
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If It Was Your Choice, Would You Have Started This War? - (616 Votes)
| No |
| 253 |
| 41% |
 |
| Yes |
| 252 |
| 40% |
 |
| Could I See Saddam Naked? |
| 59 |
| 9% |
 |
| What War? |
| 49 |
| 7% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 42 |  |
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If Your Friend's Partner Made A Pass At You, What Would You Do? - (468 Votes)
| Tell Your Friend And Try For An Orgy |
| 122 |
| 26% |
 |
| Go For It |
| 95 |
| 20% |
 |
| Just Say No |
| 93 |
| 19% |
 |
| Pretend You Don't Understand What They Want |
| 83 |
| 17% |
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| I'd Never Get That Lucky |
| 75 |
| 16% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 41 |  |
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If You Could Have Sex With The Person Of Your Dreams, Would It Be... - (1029 Votes)
| Slow and Long |
| 426 |
| 41% |
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| Hard, Fast and Rough |
| 416 |
| 40% |
 |
| Not Gonna Happen |
| 87 |
| 8% |
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| All A Dream |
| 76 |
| 7% |
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| Over Before You Even Start |
| 24 |
| 2% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 40 |  |
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How Many Times A Day Do You Masturbate? - (580 Votes)
| 1-5 |
| 359 |
| 61% |
 |
| I Never Stop... Unlimited... I'm Blind |
| 99 |
| 17% |
 |
| 6-10 |
| 55 |
| 9% |
 |
| Never (NutSAC) |
| 51 |
| 8% |
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| 11-50 |
| 16 |
| 2% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 39 |  |
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If We Could Take A Part Of Praga Khan And Clone It, What Would It Be? - (440 Votes)
| His Brain |
| 221 |
| 50% |
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| His... Ahh... That Monster Down Below |
| 78 |
| 17% |
 |
| His Voice |
| 58 |
| 13% |
 |
| Who? |
| 51 |
| 11% |
 |
| His Hands (Including Fingers) |
| 32 |
| 7% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 38 |  |
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If You Could Be Any Article Of Clothing On Deb, What Would You Be? - (595 Votes)
| Panties |
| 345 |
| 57% |
 |
| Bra |
| 136 |
| 22% |
 |
| Glove |
| 55 |
| 9% |
 |
| Who? |
| 48 |
| 8% |
 |
| Shoe (or Sock If You Don't Think A Shoe Is Clothing) |
| 11 |
| 1% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 37 |  |
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Since The Majority (99%) of Non-Paid Members Can't Seem To Donate A Simple $1.00. What Do We Do? - (444 Votes)
| Reduce The Mail Quota Down To 50-100 Messages A Day. |
| 145 |
| 32% |
 |
| Require People Pay $1.00 To Signup. |
| 141 |
| 31% |
 |
| Require A Paid Membership To Signup. |
| 61 |
| 13% |
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| Just Delete Accounts At Random |
| 52 |
| 11% |
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| Become A Closed Community And Not Allow New Signups. |
| 45 |
| 10% |
 |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 36 |  |
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If You Lost Your Taste And Smell, What Would You Do? - (187 Votes)
| Collect Disability Forever. |
| 78 |
| 41% |
 |
| Become A Gynecologist. |
| 49 |
| 26% |
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| Become A Taste Tester. |
| 43 |
| 22% |
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| Become A Trash Collector. |
| 12 |
| 6% |
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| Work In The Sewer. |
| 5 |
| 2% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 35 |  |
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Now That CDNOW Has Merged With Amazon.Com, Will You Still Get Your Music There? - (396 Votes)
| I Am Broke. |
| 140 |
| 35% |
 |
| I Don't Like Either. |
| 134 |
| 33% |
 |
| I Will Consider It. |
| 48 |
| 12% |
 |
| No Way. |
| 46 |
| 11% |
 |
| Yes, I Will. |
| 28 |
| 7% |
 |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 34 |  |
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Which Monster Would You Most Like To See Deb Spank? - (353 Votes)
| Edward Scissorhands |
| 207 |
| 58% |
 |
| Wolfman |
| 43 |
| 12% |
 |
| Godzilla |
| 40 |
| 11% |
 |
| Frankenstein |
| 39 |
| 11% |
 |
| Who? |
| 24 |
| 6% |
 |
|
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| Voting Booth: Poll 33 |  |
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How Much Would You Pay For A Date With Ven? - (303 Votes)
| He'd Have To Pay Me |
| 115 |
| 37% |
 |
| That Is Just Gross! |
| 65 |
| 21% |
 |
| $1000 |
| 52 |
| 17% |
 |
| 50 Cents |
| 45 |
| 14% |
 |
| $100 |
| 26 |
| 8% |
 |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 32 |  |
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What Would You Do If Praga Khan Showed Up At Your Door? - (514 Votes)
| Invite Him In And Get Out The .... |
| 195 |
| 37% |
 |
| Welcome Him In, And Call All Your Friends. |
| 153 |
| 29% |
 |
| I Don't Know |
| 69 |
| 13% |
 |
| Faint And Hope For Mouth To Mouth |
| 53 |
| 10% |
 |
| Give Him A Strange Look, And Close The Door. |
| 44 |
| 8% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 31 |  |
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What Would You Do If You Wanted To Talk To 1 Person On The Site And They Won't Talk To You? - (391 Votes)
| Hunt Them Down, Give Them The Finger, And Leave |
| 174 |
| 44% |
 |
| Forget It, You Wouldn't Understand Anyway. |
| 99 |
| 25% |
 |
| Give Them More Time |
| 62 |
| 15% |
 |
| Cry |
| 33 |
| 8% |
 |
| Become A Monk |
| 23 |
| 5% |
 |
|
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| Voting Booth: Poll 30 |  |
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Will Rogue Get Strippers In The Next 30 Days? - (347 Votes)
| Only If I Can Be The Stripper |
| 115 |
| 33% |
 |
| Paint Stripper Is Easier To Get |
| 85 |
| 24% |
 |
| Yes |
| 82 |
| 23% |
 |
| No |
| 42 |
| 12% |
 |
| What Are Strippers? |
| 23 |
| 6% |
 |
|
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| Voting Booth: Poll 29 |  |
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Is This Site Addicting? - (529 Votes)
| Not At All, But I Visit 43 Times A Day |
| 260 |
| 49% |
 |
| Sort of *twitch* |
| 126 |
| 23% |
 |
| Yes |
| 107 |
| 20% |
 |
| Which Site? |
| 20 |
| 3% |
 |
| No |
| 16 |
| 3% |
 |
|
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| Voting Booth: Poll 28 |  |
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On The Next Tour, If Praga Khan Wasn't There At ALL, Would You Still Go? - (782 Votes)
| Hell No |
| 424 |
| 54% |
 |
| Yes |
| 231 |
| 29% |
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| Maybe |
| 95 |
| 12% |
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| I Wouldn't Go, I'm Broke. |
| 19 |
| 2% |
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| Who? |
| 13 |
| 1% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 27 |  |
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On The Next Tour, If Praga Khan Isn't The Opener, Would You Still Go? - (571 Votes)
| Yes |
| 269 |
| 47% |
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| Hell No |
| 209 |
| 36% |
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| Maybe |
| 69 |
| 12% |
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| I Wouldn't Go, I'm Broke. |
| 18 |
| 3% |
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| Who? |
| 6 |
| 1% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 26 |  |
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What Operating System Do You Use? - (400 Votes)
| Windows |
| 283 |
| 70% |
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| Unix/BSD/Linux/Solaris |
| 43 |
| 10% |
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| Macintosh |
| 41 |
| 10% |
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| My Computer Works Fine Without One |
| 29 |
| 7% |
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| DOS |
| 4 |
| 1% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 25 |  |
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Do You Sleep In The Nude? - (473 Votes)
| Yes |
| 211 |
| 44% |
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| Sometimes |
| 129 |
| 27% |
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| Only When I Don't Sleep Alone |
| 61 |
| 12% |
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| I Don't Sleep |
| 44 |
| 9% |
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| Nope |
| 28 |
| 5% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 24 |  |
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If You Swapped Bodies With Someone Of The Opposite Sex. What Would You Do First? - (657 Votes)
| Masturbate |
| 482 |
| 73% |
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| Go Hangout In A Locker Room |
| 73 |
| 11% |
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| Take Nude Pics And Put Them On The Internet |
| 47 |
| 7% |
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| Rob A Bank |
| 30 |
| 4% |
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| Kill Yourself |
| 25 |
| 3% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 23 |  |
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Have You Told 5 People About This Site Today - (250 Votes)
| I Don't Know 5 People |
| 81 |
| 32% |
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| I Just Woke Up! |
| 74 |
| 29% |
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| No |
| 43 |
| 17% |
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| Yes |
| 41 |
| 16% |
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| What Site? |
| 11 |
| 4% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 22 |  |
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You Plan To See The Lords On Tour? - (486 Votes)
| Hell Yes! |
| 378 |
| 77% |
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| They Skipped My Area! |
| 75 |
| 15% |
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| I'll Think About It |
| 25 |
| 5% |
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| Who? |
| 5 |
| 1% |
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| Hell No |
| 3 |
| 0% |
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|
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| Voting Booth: Poll 21 |  |
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What Would You Do If You Caught Your Parent(s) Watching/Looking At Your Porn - (404 Votes)
| Bitch Slap'em |
| 156 |
| 38% |
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| Set The House On Fire |
| 66 |
| 16% |
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| I Don't Have Porn You Perv |
| 65 |
| 16% |
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| Die |
| 64 |
| 15% |
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| Glue The Pages Together |
| 53 |
| 13% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 20 |  |
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How Much Would You Charge A Friend For Sex? - (363 Votes)
| Free - I Like It! |
| 249 |
| 68% |
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| They Couldn't Afford It. |
| 70 |
| 19% |
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| $1.00 |
| 21 |
| 5% |
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| $100.00 |
| 12 |
| 3% |
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| $50.00 |
| 11 |
| 3% |
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|
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| Voting Booth: Poll 19 |  |
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If You Were At Work And Catch Two Coworkers Makin' Out, What Would You Do? - (414 Votes)
| Go See What's Behind Door Number 2. |
| 183 |
| 44% |
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| Laugh At Them And Leave. |
| 120 |
| 28% |
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| I Have No Job Dude! |
| 67 |
| 16% |
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| Scream And Yell And Make All The Employees Look. |
| 40 |
| 9% |
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| Run And Tell The Boss. |
| 4 |
| 0% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 18 |  |
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Why? - (356 Votes)
| Screw You. |
| 170 |
| 47% |
 |
| Cause. |
| 74 |
| 20% |
 |
| Why What? |
| 42 |
| 11% |
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| It's The Way It Is. |
| 40 |
| 11% |
 |
| Why Ask Why? |
| 30 |
| 8% |
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|
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| Voting Booth: Poll 17 |  |
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You Are Staying With A Friend. The Friend And Their Partner Go To Bed. Their Door Is Open And You Can Hear Them Having Sex. What Do You Do? - (314 Votes)
| Go Jump In The Sack With Them |
| 139 |
| 44% |
 |
| Go, Take A Peak, And Then Close The Door |
| 53 |
| 16% |
 |
| Crank Some Barry Manilow On The Stereo |
| 49 |
| 15% |
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| Pretend To Hear Nothing |
| 41 |
| 13% |
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| Scream 'Close The Door' |
| 32 |
| 10% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 16 |  |
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If You Are On The Phone With Someone And Someone With You Starts Performing Sexual Acts On You. What Would You Do? - (340 Votes)
| Pretend Everything Is Fine |
| 119 |
| 35% |
 |
| Tell Them Something Has 'Come Up" And You Have To Go |
| 89 |
| 26% |
 |
| Ignore The Person On The Phone And Enjoy It |
| 60 |
| 17% |
 |
| Just Abuse The 'Mute' Button |
| 39 |
| 11% |
 |
| I Don't Have A Phone And/Or Someone To Do That To Me |
| 33 |
| 9% |
 |
|
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| Voting Booth: Poll 15 |  |
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If you were going to perform oral sex on someone and could have one of the following senses removed, which one would you remove? - (430 Votes)
| I Love It... None of the Above |
| 280 |
| 65% |
 |
| Smell |
| 77 |
| 17% |
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| Taste |
| 52 |
| 12% |
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| Touch/Feel |
| 11 |
| 2% |
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| Sight |
| 10 |
| 2% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 14 |  |
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If You Could Say One Thing To Anna Nicole Smith, What Would It Be? - (247 Votes)
| Up The Dosage |
| 83 |
| 33% |
 |
| Diet And Exercise Is The Key |
| 62 |
| 25% |
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| Your Show Is Doomed |
| 43 |
| 17% |
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| Get Off The Drugs |
| 36 |
| 14% |
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| You Are Hot! |
| 23 |
| 9% |
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|
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| Voting Booth: Poll 13 |  |
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If You Went To Your Friend's House, And Walked In On An Orgy, What Would You Do? - (349 Votes)
| Get Naked And Join In |
| 176 |
| 50% |
 |
| Give The Cameraman A Break And Film |
| 63 |
| 18% |
 |
| Walk In Calmly And Sit Down |
| 49 |
| 14% |
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| Walk In Clueless And Say "What's Goin' On" |
| 40 |
| 11% |
 |
| Sneak Back Out And Pretend You Weren't There |
| 21 |
| 6% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 12 |  |
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You Like The New Layout? - (221 Votes)
| Yes, Love It |
| 105 |
| 47% |
 |
| To High To Remember The Old One |
| 49 |
| 22% |
 |
| Ding Dong |
| 29 |
| 13% |
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| You Got Too Much Time On Your Hands |
| 20 |
| 9% |
 |
| No, Design Another Layout |
| 18 |
| 8% |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 11 |  |
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If the site offered a "premium" membership, would you become a premium member? - (315 Votes)
| Yes |
| 113 |
| 35% |
 |
| No |
| 66 |
| 20% |
 |
| It Depends |
| 64 |
| 20% |
 |
| Only If I Can Pay In Weed |
| 60 |
| 19% |
 |
| I Could Care Less |
| 12 |
| 3% |
 |
|
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| Voting Booth: Poll 10 |  |
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What Date Should Be 'Children of Acid Shirt Day'? - (255 Votes)
| August 15th |
| 73 |
| 28% |
 |
| July 4th |
| 59 |
| 23% |
 |
| July 15th |
| 57 |
| 22% |
 |
| July 1st |
| 39 |
| 15% |
 |
| Never |
| 27 |
| 10% |
 |
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| Voting Booth: Poll 9 |  |
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If the Children of Acid collected money to donate to a charity, Which charity do you think should get the money? - (314 Votes)
| American Cancer Society |
| 123 |
| 39% |
 |
| Habitat for Humanity |
| 63 |
| 20% |
 |
| Big Brothers/Big Sisters |
| 56 |
| 17% |
 |
| American Red Cross |
| 54 |
| 17% |
 |
| YMCA |
| 18 |
| 5% |
 |
|
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| Voting Booth: Poll 8 |  |
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After The Party In June, What Should The Next Event Be? - (589 Votes)
| All Of The Above |
| 201 |
| 34% |
 |
| Massive Orgy In New York |
| 170 |
| 28% |
 |
| Another Party In Another State |
| 108 |
| 18% |
 |
| Field Trip To Belgium |
| 92 |
| 15% |
 |
| Group Skydiving |
| 18 |
| 3% |
 |
|
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| Voting Booth: Poll 7 |  |
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If A Mega Big Children of Acid Party Was Planned In Tennessee. Would You Attend If Given Enough Notice? - (285 Votes)
| Yes |
| 106 |
| 37% |
 |
| Only If People Get Naked |
| 100 |
| 35% |
 |
| Maybe |
| 39 |
| 13% |
 |
| No |
| 33 |
| 11% |
 |
| Who Are The Children of Acid? |
| 7 |
| 2% |
 |
|
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| Voting Booth: Poll 6 |  |
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How Do You Rate This Site? - (358 Votes)
| Excellent |
| 240 |
| 67% |
 |
| It's Okay |
| 94 |
| 26% |
 |
| Neener Neener |
| 10 |
| 2% |
 |
| I'm Not Comin' Back |
| 7 |
| 1% |
 |
| Blah |
| 7 |
| 1% |
 |
|
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| Voting Booth: Poll 5 |  |
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If The Children of Acid Site Allowed All It's Members To Post Nudes Of Themselves, Would You Post A Nude Of Yourself? - (420 Votes)
| Hell Yeah! |
| 206 |
| 49% |
 |
| Maybe |
| 89 |
| 21% |
 |
| How Much Money? |
| 60 |
| 14% |
 |
| Like Hell I Would |
| 34 |
| 8% |
 |
| Depends Who Else Does |
| 31 |
| 7% |
 |
|
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| Voting Booth: Poll 4 |  |
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If Your Best Friend Asked You To Have Sex With Their Boyfriend/Girlfriend While They Watched. What Would You Do? - (465 Votes)
| Go For It! |
| 255 |
| 54% |
 |
| Think About It |
| 118 |
| 25% |
 |
| Just Say No |
| 52 |
| 11% |
 |
| Pray For Instant Death |
| 30 |
| 6% |
 |
| Go Do The Dog Instead |
| 10 |
| 2% |
 |
|
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| Voting Booth: Poll 3 |  |
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Which Do You Think Should Be The Next Step For This Site? - (280 Votes)
| More Porn |
| 109 |
| 38% |
 |
| Online Photo Gallery |
| 80 |
| 28% |
 |
| More Merch |
| 40 |
| 14% |
 |
| Nothing, Go On Vacation |
| 36 |
| 12% |
 |
| New Webdesign/Layout |
| 15 |
| 5% |
 |
|
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| Voting Booth: Poll 2 |  |
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If Stranded On A Deserted Island, Who Would You Like To Have With You? - (290 Votes)
| Deb |
| 180 |
| 62% |
 |
| Praga Khan |
| 43 |
| 14% |
 |
| Ven |
| 35 |
| 12% |
 |
| None of Them! |
| 17 |
| 5% |
 |
| Rogue |
| 15 |
| 5% |
 |
|
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| Voting Booth: Poll 1 |  |
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What Item Would You Order If You Could Order Any Item - (321 Votes)
| Shirt |
| 125 |
| 38% |
 |
| Panties |
| 96 |
| 29% |
 |
| Poster |
| 50 |
| 15% |
 |
| Tank Top/Halter Top |
| 36 |
| 11% |
 |
| Hat |
| 14 |
| 4% |
 |
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